A Fresh cup of Whoopass makes an excellent gift for your loved ones. This ceramic mug fits 15 oz. of whoopass, and you can microwave it! Also dishwasher safe.
This strong steel bookend will handsomely replace that half-empty wine bottle you've been using to prop up your cookbooks.
Steel frame and borosilicate glass. 4 oz of water will keep your plant moist over the weekend.
Glass and stainless steel shakers that appear to be disappearing into the table, probably because of that off-color joke you just made at your dinner party. About 3" tall.
The most amusing way to clip your chips. 4" rubber roach bag clips look pretty close to the real thing!
Don't microwve this unless you want to see what happens when you put metal in the microwave. Wash by hand to keep that print nice and shiny. Or, plant a cactus in it, so you never have to wash or microwave it at all. 16 oz mug by Say Anything!...
100% Cotton towel for anywhere in your home that you find yourself in need of a towel! Nice and large 26” x 26” flour sack cotton towel by Twisted Wares. Has a patent pending ‘hang tight loop’ so it wont fall from the towel rack unless it is vigorously yanked...
You’re so hip, even your mug wears leather.
Because fine whiskey tastes better in a coffee mug! This 15 oz ceramic mug by Headline is microwave and dishwasher safe. Also great for coffee.
None of that diner swill for you, thank you very much! Microwave and dishwasher safe. 15 oz.
F*ck morning people! 15 oz of coffee in your new favorite mug ought to at least get one of your eyes open. Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Dishwasher and microwave safe, so you can re-heat your coffee 17 or 18 times. 16 oz, porcelain.
Dishwasher and microwave safe, so you can make cake-in-a-cup. 16 oz, porcelain.
Dishwasher and microwave safe, so you can re-heat your soup. 16 oz, porcelain.
Can't eat them in a pinch, but you can write a note! Each package has a re-usable zipper ramen package pouch and 150+ stickies.
Everything you'll need to open that bottle of wine hidden in your desk drawer (we know it's there!) well-disguised as an unassuming stainless steel stapler. Corkscrew hidden inside along with a bottle opener and foil cutter. Doesn't actually staple things. 5" x 1.5" x 1.25".
Fior the drummer in your life. Hopefully you aren't making spaghetti. Good luck! 13" serving spoons.
A pizza for your beer! Six coasters with three styles of pie. Absorbent paperboard.
The art of painting a realistic looking beard starts with sculpting one out of mashed potatoes. This ceramic plate will get your little Picasso off the the proper start! 8.25" diameter, microwave and dishwasher safe.
Not sure? Check the sign! Comes with a magnet that sticks to any dishwasher. Dont just check, actually put the dishes away, CHARLES!
Dinner set with spork, interactive knobs, and spinning plate. Get your kid started early, or get one for yourself and learn to play with your food again. Made from food-safe melamine.
Carrots can now be julienned to +/- .025 cm. You're welcome! 9 x 12 bamboo cutting board.