• The End Single Bookend
    • The End Single Bookend

      This strong steel bookend will handsomely replace that half-empty wine bottle you've been using to prop up your cookbooks.

      $ 18.00
    • City Water Self-Waterer
    • City Water Self-Waterer

      Steel frame and borosilicate glass. 4 oz of water will keep your plant moist over the weekend.

      $ 22.00
    • Sunk In Salt/Pepper Shakers
    • Sunk In Salt/Pepper Shakers

      Glass and stainless steel shakers that appear to be disappearing into the table, probably because of that off-color joke you just made at your dinner party. About 3" tall.

      $ 15.00
    • Rubber Roach Bag Clips
    • Rubber Roach Bag Clips

      The most amusing way to clip your chips. 4" rubber roach bag clips look pretty close to the real thing!

      $ 9.00
    • Moist Mug
    • Moist Mug

      Don't microwve this unless you want to see what happens when you put metal in the microwave. Wash by hand to keep that print nice and shiny. Or, plant a cactus in it, so you never have to wash or microwave it at all. 16 oz mug by Say Anything!...

      $ 10.00
    • Mix Stix Drumstick Spoons
    • Mix Stix Drumstick Spoons

      Fior the drummer in your life. Hopefully you aren't making spaghetti. Good luck! 13" serving spoons.

      $ 12.00
    • Obsessive Chef Cutting Board
    • Obsessive Chef Cutting Board

      Carrots can now be julienned to +/- .025 cm. You're welcome! 9 x 12 bamboo cutting board.

      $ 27.00
    • Flipside Dishwasher Sign
    • Flipside Dishwasher Sign

      Not sure? Check the sign! Comes with a magnet that sticks to any dishwasher. Dont just check, actually put the dishes away, CHARLES!

      $ 7.00
    • Ramen Sticky Notes
    • Ramen Sticky Notes

      Can't eat them in a pinch, but you can write a note! Each package has a re-usable zipper ramen package pouch and 150+ stickies.

      $ 7.00
    • Say Anything Is this meeting over Mug
    • Say Anything Is this meeting over Mug

      Dishwasher and microwave safe, so you can re-heat your coffee 17 or 18 times. 16 oz, porcelain.

      $ 10.00
    • Say Anything Hungover Mug
    • Say Anything Hungover Mug

      Dishwasher and microwave safe, so you can re-heat your soup. 16 oz, porcelain.

      $ 10.00
    • Food Face Ceramic Dinner Plate
    • Food Face Ceramic Dinner Plate

      The art of painting a realistic looking beard starts with sculpting one out of mashed potatoes. This ceramic plate will get your little Picasso off the the proper start! 8.25" diameter, microwave and dishwasher safe.

      $ 13.00
    • Dinner DJ Dining Set
    • Dinner DJ Dining Set

      Dinner set with spork, interactive knobs, and spinning plate. Get your kid started early, or get one for yourself and learn to play with your food again. Made from food-safe melamine.

      $ 22.00
    • Hot & Fresh Pizza Coasters
    • Hot & Fresh Pizza Coasters

      A pizza for your glass! Six coasters with three styles of pie. Absorbent paperboard.

      $ 7.00
    • Office Party Stapler Corkscrew
    • Office Party Stapler Corkscrew

      Everything you'll need to open that bottle of wine hidden in your desk drawer (we know it's there!) well-disguised as an unassuming stainless steel stapler. Corkscrew hidden inside along with a bottle opener and foil cutter. Doesn't actually staple things. 5" x 1.5" x 1.25".

      $ 15.00
    • Leather Jacket Coffee Mug,mugs,Straight To Hell,galleryaka
    • Leather Jacket Coffee Mug

      You’re so hip, even your mug wears leather.

      $ 5.00