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- City Water Self-Waterer
  Steel frame and borosilicate glass. 4 oz of water will keep your plant moist over the weekend.
  
  $ 22.00
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- Sunk In Salt/Pepper Shakers
  Glass and stainless steel shakers that appear to be disappearing into the table, probably because of that off-color joke you just made at your dinner party. About 3" tall.
  
  $ 15.00
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- Rubber Roach Bag Clips
  The most amusing way to clip your chips. 4" rubber roach bag clips look pretty close to the real thing!
  
  $ 9.00
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- Moist Mug
  Don't microwve this unless you want to see what happens when you put metal in the microwave. Wash by hand to keep that print nice and shiny. Or, plant a cactus in it, so you never have to wash or microwave it at all. 16 oz mug by Say Anything!...
  
  $ 10.00
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- Ramen Sticky Notes
  Can't eat them in a pinch, but you can write a note! Each package has a re-usable zipper ramen package pouch and 150+ stickies.
  
  $ 7.00
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- Say Anything Is this meeting over Mug
  Dishwasher and microwave safe, so you can re-heat your coffee 17 or 18 times. 16 oz, porcelain.
  
  $ 10.00
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- Say Anything I Might Be High Mug
  Dishwasher and microwave safe, so you can make cake-in-a-cup. 16 oz, porcelain.
  
  $ 10.00
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- Say Anything Hungover Mug
  Dishwasher and microwave safe, so you can re-heat your soup. 16 oz, porcelain.
  
  $ 10.00
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- Office Party Stapler Corkscrew
  Everything you'll need to open that bottle of wine hidden in your desk drawer (we know it's there!) well-disguised as an unassuming stainless steel stapler. Corkscrew hidden inside along with a bottle opener and foil cutter. Doesn't actually staple things. 5" x 1.5" x 1.25".
  
  $ 15.00
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- Ceramic Serious Gourmet Sh*t Mug
  None of that diner swill for you, thank you very much! Microwave and dishwasher safe. 15 oz.
  
  $ 12.00
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- Ceramic Rise and F*cking Shine Mug
  F*ck morning people! 15 oz of coffee in your new favorite mug ought to at least get one of your eyes open. Microwave and dishwasher safe.
  
  $ 12.00
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- Ceramic Whiskey Mug
  Because fine whiskey tastes better in a coffee mug! This 15 oz ceramic mug by Headline is microwave and dishwasher safe. Also great for coffee.
  
  $ 12.00
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- Cup of Whoopass Ceramic Mug
  A Fresh cup of Whoopass makes an excellent gift for your loved ones. This ceramic mug fits 15 oz. of whoopass, and you can microwave it! Also dishwasher safe.
  
  $ 12.00
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- Leather Jacket Coffee Mug
  You’re so hip, even your mug wears leather.
  
  $ 5.00

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